Evil Plans

Today, some evil plans. I wrote this during a history class, and passed it back to my friend Patrick, who added occasional notes, shown here in red. Here we go…

1. Kill everybody
2. Laugh evilly
3. Rule the world
4. Make Patrick (your best buddy) leader of America
5. Then, in a treacherous act, kill him! Ha-ha!
6. Realise my mistake, and hire scientists to resurrect him
7. THEN SHOOT HIM AGAIN! HA-HA!
8. Then give him a satanic funeral?
9. Nope! I bung you in a sinking ship,
10. Then I put the ship in a motorway bridge,
11. Then I blow up the motorway bridge,
12. Then I drive a tank over the ruins!

END OF PHASE ONE

1. Buy a white cat to stroke menacingly,
2. Then develop a secret monkey army
3. Backed up by some not so intelligent hamsters,
4. Have half the monkeys eat half the hamsters, and vice versa,
5. Realise the plan has become a bit bogus and cliched,
6. Hunt down Patrick’s ghost,
7. Live for ever,
8. The End

Leap Year

Today is the 29th of February.

 

I don’t often get to say that.

 

I like to imagine that inside the great machine that powers the years, that swings winter into spring, into summer, into autumn, a small gear began to whirr late last night, and an extra day was silently, and inconspicuously added to the calender. I’m sure I felt it click.

 

The days are getting longer, and I feel far better now. I don’t like sitting in a dark classroom, with that sort of drizzle sliding down the windows.

 

I think I’m definitely a summer person.

 

People who say they like winter confuse me. Okay, I love snow, and ice, and that sort of cold frosty smell, but the long night after long night just doesn’t seem appealing.

 

Each to their own.

 

 Not a bad day today, and when I got home, my copy of Sam and Max season one had been helpfully mailed through to me by Telltale Games. I just spent the last twenty minutes looking through it. Check out the Sam and Max page for more information.

 

So. On with March!