Evil Plans
Today, some evil plans. I wrote this during a history class, and passed it back to my friend Patrick, who added occasional notes, shown here in red. Here we go…
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Kill everybody
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Laugh evilly
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Rule the world
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Make Patrick (your best buddy) leader of America
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Then, in a treacherous act, kill him! Ha-ha!
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Realise my mistake, and hire scientists to resurrect him
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THEN SHOOT HIM AGAIN! HA-HA!
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Then give him a satanic funeral?
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Nope! I bung you in a sinking ship,
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Then I put the ship in a motorway bridge,
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Then I blow up the motorway bridge,
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Then I drive a tank over the ruins!
END OF PHASE ONE
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Buy a white cat to stroke menacingly,
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Then develop a secret monkey army
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Backed up by some not so intelligent hamsters,
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Have half the monkeys eat half the hamsters, and vice versa,
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Realise the plan has become a bit bogus and cliched,
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Hunt down Patrick’s ghost,
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Live for ever,
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The End
